Saturday, December 23, 2006

I Am Death, Come For Thee!
I Am Dead, Comfort me!

As we are now hurtlin' towards yet another year of a war based on lies, greed and theology,
it might serve the commonweal to explain how, exactly, it got this far.

Well, let's see...

You have a superpower with only two political parties.
And they're both BAAAD! Tweedledu... well, you know the rest.

Except, of course, that this is a false comparison.
Because there is no Left equivalent of Fox, Cunt-Rash-Coulter, O'Really and Rush-To-Judgement
in terms of vehemence and hate.

("Oh! Oh!", I hear the Self-Lobotomized-Red-State-Incest-Spawn yell, "What about Air America , the Daily Show and the Colbert Report? (The last of which, by the by, had to be explained to certain dullards, before they realized it was satire) ).

But none of those use the same kind of eliminationist KILL-'EM-ALL Fascist rethoric
in any degree CLOSE (if even!) to that of their Reich--- Sorry!--- Right-wing, counterparts.

But the MSMalistas, like the semen-slurry-slurpin' lapdogs that they are,
have given Shrubbery 2.0 a free ride EVERY FUCKING STEP OF THE WAY.

And their unbridled hypocrisy is not just plain for all to see...
It screams to the stars of the firmament with the power of a neutron-bomb-blast.

The American media happily cheerleaded a veritable witch-hunt against Billy-Boy Clinton
because he got an unethical suck-job, but when Bushybrow Junior rapes the constitution,
this is what the media says: "Hey! She ASKED FOR IT!".

And why has the american media devolved ?

Because the right veered SO FAR OFF THE RAILS to go further into their fascist-city-on-the-hill-shining- vision-direction, that they moved the goddamn goalposts.
At the same time, the left moved closer to the "middle".
And what happened?
The media, like the neutered non-entities they are composed of,
swallowed the Newt-bait like it was ambrosia...
instead of the Reich-rancid-regurgitated-spermatoza-swill it actually is.

The GOP now stands for the Great Oligarchy of Penile-Envy.
And, the MSM, having no balls at all, sympathizes to a degree that they'll
swallow the load unquestioned.

And here we are.



Anonymous karen said...

That was quite the rant.
Chock-full of alliterative phrasings.
So basically, we're crazy and inept?
Can't say I disagree.
The new year will have presidential candidates crawling out of the woodwork.
Don't know who can fix this mess we're in. But I'm not looking forward to hearing the campaigns for the next 2 years.
Impeachment hearinigs would be a dandy treat though.

Great to see you back...
...and you front


Saturday, December 30, 2006 4:16:00 AM  
Blogger Krystalline Apostate said...

Oy gevalt. You don't like this country, ya pinko! Then leave! Oh, wait, right, you don't live here.
Aiding & abetting the terrorists by criticizing this great nation!
Oh, wait, right, country was founded on dissent. That doesn't work.
I say we elect tweedle-dee, since dumb is in office.

Saturday, December 30, 2006 5:06:00 AM  
Blogger Krystalline Apostate said...

Hey, monkey king:
Tag, you're it

Sunday, February 04, 2007 2:54:00 AM  

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