Once More We Delve
(and devolve)
Into The Greatness Which Is Me!

Had my seventh migraine attack today, oh joy!
As if my life wasn't littered with enough obstacles and annoyments.
Like being fiercely unemployed (and unemployable) and poor,
being the bearer of a savage heart which always threatens to break loose of its cage o' ribs,
and generally being able to draw breath...
Luckily I had an inuit woman from Greeenland to massage my scalp.
Greenland is still, in some sense, part of Denmark,
so it is only natural that she should service me so ;-).
Seriously, though, she is one tough bitch, hard as nails, and funny as hell,
with a weird fetish for Danish police-force history.
(She's got a collection of DK Police riot helmets!... Which, I'm bettin',
get more exercise at HER home than they do in actual fact...)
We're such a placid, if not downright -lazy- country, that way.
A famous comment about our country is that: "The revolution was cancelled due to heavy rain".

In other, even -more- important news,
I'm close to being an e-mail cuckold in North Carolina.
K.... I adore, and adhere, to you.
Know this, if nothing else:
That as long as my over-exerted heart continues to pump a reasonable fascimile of blood
you will not go -unworshipped-.

P.S.
K.... I'm runnin' outta sap! How DARE you extract so much from me?


P.P.S...
Oh, yeah, there's also some martial arts fool with a waning hairline in California
who's continually trying to get me to grow up...
HAH! As if I didn't know he's the author of a book of PAN!