Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Once More We Delve
(and devolve)
Into The Greatness Which Is Me!

Had my seventh migraine attack today, oh joy!
As if my life wasn't littered with enough obstacles and annoyments.
Like being fiercely unemployed (and unemployable) and poor,
being the bearer of a savage heart which always threatens to break loose of its cage o' ribs,
and generally being able to draw breath...
Luckily I had an inuit woman from Greeenland to massage my scalp.
Greenland is still, in some sense, part of Denmark,
so it is only natural that she should service me so ;-).
Seriously, though, she is one tough bitch, hard as nails, and funny as hell,
with a weird fetish for Danish police-force history.
(She's got a collection of DK Police riot helmets!... Which, I'm bettin',
get more exercise at HER home than they do in actual fact...)
We're such a placid, if not downright -lazy- country, that way.
A famous comment about our country is that: "The revolution was cancelled due to heavy rain".

In other, even -more- important news,
I'm close to being an e-mail cuckold in North Carolina.
K.... I adore, and adhere, to you.
Know this, if nothing else:
That as long as my over-exerted heart continues to pump a reasonable fascimile of blood
you will not go -unworshipped-.

P.S.
K.... I'm runnin' outta sap! How DARE you extract so much from me?


P.P.S...
Oh, yeah, there's also some martial arts fool with a waning hairline in California
who's continually trying to get me to grow up...
HAH! As if I didn't know he's the author of a book of PAN!

12 Comments:

Blogger Krystalline Apostate said...

HMDK:
Into The Greatness Which Is Me!
Hoy, but your modesty is filled to overbrimming!
Oh, yeah, there's also some martial arts fool with a waning hairline in California who's continually trying to get me to grow up...
Moi? Trying to get you to grow up? When? Hell, I act 1/2 me age as is.

Thursday, March 02, 2006 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with the teensy tiny print? You're making me squint, dearie. I'm old, remember?
You COUNT your migraines? I'd have run out of fingers and toes by now. Seriously though, I'm sorry you had one, they're nasty. Glad the Inuit massage lady could run her fingers through your hair, the lucky bitch!
You are forbidden to run out of sap, or any other juices, if this whole cuckold thing is going to be successful. Thus sayeth your goddess; so shall it be.
The adoration is mutual.
Check your email. ♥k
Gawd, do I need a cigarette!

Thursday, March 02, 2006 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger Mesoforte said...

I have to agree with Anonymous (karen, I'd bet), your print is hard to read on this one.

Also, RA is right, he does act have his age, especially online.

Thursday, March 02, 2006 2:30:00 AM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

Hey, mesoforte, don't denigrate my california uncle!
That's MY job!
And I only jab at him jokingly,
as I'd not wish him as an enemy.
He's the sharpest tool in more than one shed.

Thursday, March 02, 2006 7:35:00 PM  
Blogger Krystalline Apostate said...

HMDK:
He's the sharpest tool in more than one shed.
Wow. That's a great compliment. Thanks. Aw shucks.
MF:
Also, RA is right, he does act have his age, especially online.
Ummm...said I act 1/2 me age. But thanks. So when do we found our own admiration society? ;)

Friday, March 03, 2006 2:04:00 AM  
Blogger Mesoforte said...

RA-

I meant to type half, buy my finger slipped.

Friday, March 03, 2006 3:09:00 AM  
Blogger udonman said...

micheal i see your migrain and raise all of my teeth pulled at once and part of my upper jaw filed away

Saturday, March 04, 2006 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

udonediditmaniac...
Shit!
What the hell is going on
in dentistry these days?

Saturday, March 04, 2006 1:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Udonman
You poor baby!
What in the world did you need that done for? Not cancer, I hope!
Love you.
Karen

Saturday, March 04, 2006 4:32:00 PM  
Blogger udonman said...

no karen not cancer i was blessed (pun intended)with bad teeth and poor root structure so when i busted out my front tooth the dentist took an xray and said all should go so i could avoid future problems like one or two extractions a year if not more

Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger udonman said...

at least i dont have to have a needle stuck in my nuts

Tuesday, March 07, 2006 12:41:00 PM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

Udonman... thanks for reminding me... bastard.
But actually it is much WORSE than that...

Tuesday, March 07, 2006 1:33:00 PM  

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