Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hey baby, what's good?

Well, shit goes as follows:
Maybe one or two passages in the Bibbble(tm)
condemn (specifically) male homosexuality.
Compare this to the passages pertaining to
worship of false idols (Among which are numbered: Hovind, Robertson, Falwell), the place of women in the family unit (Make me dinner and shut yer face)
and the simple fact of existing
in this moldy old world.
Okay, assuming you've done your homework,
why is it that especially U.S. preachers are so homophobic?
Psychological explanations have been put forth,
mentioning "scientific laws" such as procreation,
yet several studies of animals, in particular ducks, have shown that animals are just as homoerotic as us "sentient beings".
Besides, why should a supposedly omnipotent creature frown on the curious variations of his own creation?
Why spew invective at people inventive
enough to utilize the anal n' oral canals?
(And thereby triple the enjoyment of us heterosexuals as well)
If God IS, indeed, omni-everything, he'd know how it'll all end beforehand, making our human destinies predetermined and thereby robbing us of free will.
But if we DO posses free will, then God can't be omni-everything,
as he'd know how everything would turn out...
rendering us all merely bit-players in his moronic joke.

Imagine this:
God is omni-everything, all-powerful and perfect.
Why, then, did he create the earth and us?
IF he WAS perfect, he'd have no need to do so.
He was -already- all that he could be.
So in creating us, he abdicated his right to own the throne.


Seriously, wether or not a god/gods exist, I could care less so far.
First of all, prove that there IS a God/Gods, THEN prove that they correspond to your particular sect.
THEN I -might- consider you as more mature than a five-year-old.

Any takers?


Blogger Doctor Marco said...

It is funny to see how the people who deny rights to homosexuals, promote wars, are racist, are intolerant and so on, are the same ones who claim to be followers of Christ.

I like your blog, I will put a link to it in my own one

Wednesday, February 01, 2006 1:21:00 AM  
Blogger udonman said...

yeah my god exist well at least until i consume him gotta love the spaghetti monster

Thursday, February 02, 2006 9:28:00 PM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

well, at least the FSM cult has a better tasting communion than the christian one.
I'd take pasta bolognese al dente over cardboard-like bread anyday.

Thursday, February 02, 2006 9:44:00 PM  
Blogger Krystalline Apostate said...

I guess that'd be called transmarination then? Heeheehee.
"If God IS, indeed, omni-everything, he'd know how it'll all end beforehand, making our human destinies predetermined and thereby robbing us of free will."
As Lucifer said to Amendeniel (Devil in the Gateway): "You'd think the best part of omniscience would be knowing when to stop."
I guess you ARE beginning to enjoy floggin' it/bloggin' it, ey, mein Freund?

Thursday, February 02, 2006 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm afraid US preachers are so homophobic because they reflect American society. Or is it that American society reflects them? The preachers DO have an awful lot of influence here. And there does seem to be an inordinant amount of homophobia.

Would love to see the xians so pious about their clothing and their food. They'd have little to wear and I could easily get a table at Red Lobster.

I don't have an argument for god for you. I'll agree on the FSM, but give creedence to no others.


Thursday, February 02, 2006 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

ReluctyLoon spewes:
"I guess you ARE beginning to enjoy floggin' it/bloggin' it, ey, mein Freund?"

Fuck you.
No, really.
Grab yourself by the root of your rod an pull, you freak.
No more than a prisoner comes to enjoy his barred windows.
Familiarity is not the same as joy,
and it -is- indeed a breeding ground for contempt.
So, fuck you mucho for placing me in this position, you beautiful bastard.
My revenge will be sweet indeed.
As Karen has forbidden me from manhandling your facial hair,
I'll have to console myself by ripping off your fingernails with pliers.
Still, it'll pleasantly occupy an otherwise dull afternoon.

Thursday, February 02, 2006 11:34:00 PM  
Blogger George Larson said...

You're a nice guy.

That's why I like you.

And the Bukowski thing. Gotta love Buck.

Thursday, February 16, 2006 4:36:00 AM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

Monsieur Larson...
So far I have little grasp of who you are... as I haven't the patience and dilligence to actually submit my sensibillities to the works of other (and, hence, inferior, people).
You sound interesting...
Send a deeply self-incriminating mail to RegnumStygia@hotmail.com
and I MIGHT let you... survive.

It ain't Buck, it's Buk.
Rhymes with... vomit.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:58:00 PM  
Blogger Krystalline Apostate said...

So, fuck you mucho for placing me in this position, you beautiful bastard.
Hey, you're welcome, unfurred primate.
You sound like some of us Amerikanische Schweinhunden: we like to blame others for something we did. ;)
Love you too.
Keep up the good work.

Saturday, February 25, 2006 2:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's so good to see all the Man-love going on here.
George loves Buck (rhymes with vomit)
Ra loves Hairless
Hairless loves...well...Hairless.
Keep it up fellas!


Sunday, February 26, 2006 11:13:00 PM  
Blogger HairlessMonkeyDK said...

Karen... thou dirty, dirty wench!
Beware, or thy filthy thoughts will earn thee a spanking!

Monday, February 27, 2006 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ELSE will my filthy thoughts earn me?
YOu picture is right beside this box as I type...OOOps! There goes another Filthy thought. Put it on my tab, please!

Monday, February 27, 2006 7:00:00 PM  

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