Hey baby, what's good?

Well, shit goes as follows:
Maybe one or two passages in the Bibbble(tm)
condemn (specifically) male homosexuality.
Compare this to the passages pertaining to
worship of false idols (Among which are numbered: Hovind, Robertson, Falwell), the place of women in the family unit (Make me dinner and shut yer face)
and the simple fact of existing
in this moldy old world.
Okay, assuming you've done your homework,
why is it that especially U.S. preachers are so homophobic?
Psychological explanations have been put forth,
mentioning "scientific laws" such as procreation,
yet several studies of animals, in particular ducks, have shown that animals are just as homoerotic as us "sentient beings".
Besides, why should a supposedly omnipotent creature frown on the curious variations of his own creation?
Why spew invective at people inventive
enough to utilize the anal n' oral canals?
(And thereby triple the enjoyment of us heterosexuals as well)
If God IS, indeed, omni-everything, he'd know how it'll all end beforehand, making our human destinies predetermined and thereby robbing us of free will.
But if we DO posses free will, then God can't be omni-everything,
as he'd know how everything would turn out...
rendering us all merely bit-players in his moronic joke.

Imagine this:
God is omni-everything, all-powerful and perfect.
Why, then, did he create the earth and us?
IF he WAS perfect, he'd have no need to do so.
He was -already- all that he could be.
So in creating us, he abdicated his right to own the throne.

Bleeh.

Seriously, wether or not a god/gods exist, I could care less so far.
First of all, prove that there IS a God/Gods, THEN prove that they correspond to your particular sect.
THEN I -might- consider you as more mature than a five-year-old.

Any takers?