Who The Creepin' Fuck

Is Michael S. Olsen?

Well, it's quite obviously ME, you retard,

so quit with the dumbo questions.

Ah... I see. You want to know more about me?

Why? What are you after? Nosy bastard.

Alright.

Let's do the basics, shall we?

Name's Michael Søndberg Olsen.

I'm a 26 year old guy from the tiny frozen windtossed

realm of Denmark.

And before we go any further, let's make one thing clear:

I despise you all,

irrespective of race, creed, color or cream filling.

Just letting you know where you stand.

So what DO I like?, you no doubt wonder,

which only goes to show the general level of your feeblemindedness.

Well, I like many things, great and small.

Pointing out what an assjack you are, for one.

I also enjoy listening to the grainy,

gorgeous weirdness of Tom Waits.

Reading Erwin Neutzsky-Wulff, Douglas Adams, H.P. Lovecraft, Harlan Ellison, Hunter S. Thompson etc. etc. An eclectic mix for damn sure. None of these lists are exhaustive, mind you, just casting random pearls before you swine. Hope you choke on 'em, you slobbering beasts.

I love throwing stones at the glass houses you tend to keep your minds in, as my garganormous brain is kept in a veritable mental fortress, and I only lower the drawbridge

to those with V.I.P. passes.

Hmmm... what else?

Oh, yeah, blowjobs, I like those, too.

Let me finish off by adding that I am also, at heart,

a very humble guy.